My name is Cheyenne and I am the human Lapras. Welcome to the highly dramatized version of the story of what I choose to blog. Ain't no chill for the living so if you wanna get real, you gotta act real. Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out how to make fruit loops from scratch.

 

dioburandou:

1mbps:

dioburandou:

greatjaggi:

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

What the fuck

OP gave me ten seconds

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Coke rap destroys young black minds. It dosent destroy young white minds, because a white drug dealer is not a sign of success in white culture

Worldstar commentator (via robregal)

THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME FROM WORLDSTAR, SWEATUHGAWD.

(via contramundane)

(Source: 86thatshit)

eggwitch:

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

the US government is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people

eggwitch:

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

the US government is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people